Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Half Blood Prince

Ah, yes, the latest Harry Potter book to be made into a film. The one where Dumbledore dies. The one where Snape finally does his thing.

The one where all the snogging begins.

In a nutshell, the movie is absolutely terrible. Terrible, to say the least.

As usual, one must remember that the book in question is thick and heavy enough to knock the living daylights out of any poor soul on the receiving end, therefore realizing every scene and image onto film would be nothing short of a bankrupt-inducing budget.

But come on man… missing out Dumbledore’s funeral and altering every part of the story possible is just madness. Adding the destruction of the Burrow is even worse! I mean, that place’s gonna be the beginning of the next movie!

Anyways… don’t bother with this one. Don’t even waste your time downloading it. Watch it only if a TV falls right out of the sky, showing this movie and you really don’t have to do anything to watch it. Not even an ounce of effort or time should be put into attempting to watch this movie.

Yeap. It’s that damn bad.

If you’re a big Emma Watson fan. Fuck it. Get any chance you can get.

Peace out y’all.

P.S: There were 3 very chatty people behind us while we were watching this. By the part where Dumbledore and Harry're in the cave getting the locket they were "whispering" so loud that I turned around and told them I paid to watch the movie and suprisingly, a bloke next to them said, "Watch it then" and I said "Watching". Luckily that punk ass bitch knew what was good for him and didn't make a scene after the show. Mess with a yellow guy and you get a foot up your ass, white boy.

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