Bruno
If you thought Borat was bad, he is worse. If you thought the naked wrestling scene was disgusting, Bruno makes it look like that was a Saturday morning cartoon.
The movie “Bruno” definitely borders on softcore gay porn with all the shit he’s doing in the movie.
If you just ate, stop reading. If you happen to be sexually confused, I probably don’t even know you. There’s one part where he visits a psychic that communicates with the dead and he tries to communicate with a dead celebrity. Bruno’s way of saying goodbye to the ghost is by giving it a thorough ass-licking, blowjob ending with Bruno getting a pearl necklace. Graphic.
In his attempts to get famous, he visits the Middle East and walks in public in his GAYEST shit ever and even gets chased by the locals. You should’ve seen the faces the locals were making. He even visits a local militant group of some sort (terrorists I think) in an attempt to get kidnapped and become famous. Instead he infuriates the dude and gets kicked the hell out of the Middle East just like that.
Man… this dude definitely pushed the envelope with this movie.
He even “adopts” a black baby by swapping it for an iPod back in Africa and proceeds to make some of those “glamorous” baby photos. Maann… the interviews he conducts with the other babies’ parents are insane. He asks them to do the MOST INSANE things and they ALL AGREE. One particular conversation went to the point that Bruno wanted the baby to lose another 10 pounds before the shoot and the mum agreed. He went on to say that if possible, give the baby liposuction before the shoot if the baby doesn’t lose the weight in time and the mum agreed!
I don’t even know how to rate this movie. I’m disgusted and repulsed yet I was somehow entertained. Tell you what, this is a great movie to use as a prank. Just get someone squeamish to watch it. By the end of the 1st quarter, they’ll be lying in a curled up fetal position screaming for their eyes to get gouged out.
So, watch this if you think you can handle it and want to prank the shit out of someone.
If Sacha Baron Cohen gets away with this like I know he can, he’s got my respect for pulling one of the most insane stunts in this decade.
Peace out y’all!
The movie “Bruno” definitely borders on softcore gay porn with all the shit he’s doing in the movie.
If you just ate, stop reading. If you happen to be sexually confused, I probably don’t even know you. There’s one part where he visits a psychic that communicates with the dead and he tries to communicate with a dead celebrity. Bruno’s way of saying goodbye to the ghost is by giving it a thorough ass-licking, blowjob ending with Bruno getting a pearl necklace. Graphic.
In his attempts to get famous, he visits the Middle East and walks in public in his GAYEST shit ever and even gets chased by the locals. You should’ve seen the faces the locals were making. He even visits a local militant group of some sort (terrorists I think) in an attempt to get kidnapped and become famous. Instead he infuriates the dude and gets kicked the hell out of the Middle East just like that.
Man… this dude definitely pushed the envelope with this movie.
He even “adopts” a black baby by swapping it for an iPod back in Africa and proceeds to make some of those “glamorous” baby photos. Maann… the interviews he conducts with the other babies’ parents are insane. He asks them to do the MOST INSANE things and they ALL AGREE. One particular conversation went to the point that Bruno wanted the baby to lose another 10 pounds before the shoot and the mum agreed. He went on to say that if possible, give the baby liposuction before the shoot if the baby doesn’t lose the weight in time and the mum agreed!
I don’t even know how to rate this movie. I’m disgusted and repulsed yet I was somehow entertained. Tell you what, this is a great movie to use as a prank. Just get someone squeamish to watch it. By the end of the 1st quarter, they’ll be lying in a curled up fetal position screaming for their eyes to get gouged out.
So, watch this if you think you can handle it and want to prank the shit out of someone.
If Sacha Baron Cohen gets away with this like I know he can, he’s got my respect for pulling one of the most insane stunts in this decade.
Peace out y’all!
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