A Pierrot's Lament: Epilouge

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Ip Man 2

Written: AGES AGO

After the 1st Ip Man... I was eager to see the next one, if there was one and a few months back, I caught wind that Ip Man 2 was to be shown around the same time as Iron Man 2. Oh... the choices. Unfortunately, due to the closeness of name and release dates of the 2 movies, lame ass foos started to go trigger happy with their Photoshop programmes and made some "amusing" posters which fuse Shellhead with Ip Man.

Har de har har.

Oh, let me go... I'm in stitches. Oh, my sides. They hurt. Oh. Hahahaha...

*cough*

Right.

Anyhoo... I didn't make any plans whatsoever to watch Ip Man 2 but my boss did so I was kinda dragged along to watch it. Yeap. Just me and the BAWS. He took me to the movies... LIKE A BAWS.

Still don't get it? Crud. You're a lot dumber than you look and that's saying something! =P

Anyhoo... I'm just gonna cut it short. PERSONALLY, I felt that Ip Man 1 was better and Sammo Hung trying to get some limelight on his aging ass was totally uncalled for, even though it was a true story or whatever. Fights, they're alright. Nothing tight like the 1st Ip Man where he beat 10 TKD opponents. Classic kung fu shit right there.

Ol' Spiky's Rating: 2/5 Could've been better. Much better.

I know this review's been long overdue but yeah... things have happened. For those that're unaware, I just got out of the hospital. No need to panic... just a itty bitty kidney stone. Stayed overnight and got out the next day with meds to take care of the damned thing. Almost at 100% and my next doctor's appointment is this coming Tuesday. So yeap... No need to sound the alarm. Thanks for the concern from whoever that knew/found out and wished me well.

I'm out.

Peace.

Gin & Juice

I don't know why "Gin & Juice", just felt like giving props to Snoop. It's a great song. Real balla. You should check it out some time.

Nothing much to talk about... sitting in office right now, bummin' out like you can see.

Let's just say... past few days have been the happiest days of my life and I get the feeling it's about to get better.

One thing, after all the trash-talk, I finally got an iPhone. Okay, finally... no... lemme rephrase that. I got an iPhone. Period. Seems quite cool so far but compared to any other phone... the lack of customization options is heartbreaking! Maybe I'm better off jailbreaking that shit. We'll see.

Haven't touched the PS3 for quite a long time now, despite there being a new game sitting on the table (Burnout Paradise). It's not mine. Jin dropped it off seeing as he took my inFamous and GOW3 for a bit.

Let's see... what else's new... Okay, gotta watch Ip Man 2 for sure! Just gotta find a crowd to go with but it seems the usual people have been booked! Boo...

No worries... I'm out.

Peace.

Iron Man 2

Finally. After months of waiting, Iron Man 2 is finally here and better yet, we're watching this shit ahead of some other countries a week earlier! Nooiicceeee...

Some of my rather *cough* active female friends expressed interest in Tony Stark. When I mean interest, I mean like, INTEREST. I'm afraid to use any other words to be a bit more clearer but I wish to keep my anatomy intact, thank you very much.

Anyhoo... Iron Man 2. Wow. This is going to be a real biased review because I am a HUGE Iron Man fan to begin with but I will try to be as straight as possible. Let's see... common knowledge, everyone from the 1st movie reprises their role except for the role of Rhodey 'cause well... Terrence Howard was a li'l bitch. Never did like the dude as Rhodey anyways. Besides, Don Cheadle is the shit. I mean... Ocean's 11-13 man. Nuff' said son.

Like Suheil *just* told me... movies like these... you look past the storyline 'cause you know you came to watch this not for the storyline. U expect amazing CGI, amazing chicks, and amazing explosions that will literally blow your mafacking mind. A'ite, Scarlett was tight as usual but wish they gave her more of a chance to strut her stuff as the Black Widow, and at least use a BLEEDING Russian accent! Still, some justice is served when she took her top off in the car.

Pepper Potts looked so... normal. So drab as usual. Pity.

Ol' Spiky's Rating: 4/5 Could be better. Heaps better. But I'm a fan. Seeing him shoot off a repulsor blast is all I need.

Peace.