Sunday, August 26, 2007

Gan-me-laayyy~!

It’s basically an Urdu word that means “Take it to the ass!” Man… last night was tight! We played futsal at Sunway Extreme Park, starting from midnight to 2 a.m. The crowd was the usual guys, the whole of Kundy’s Paradise + Saad, Raashid, Rashmi, Nizmi, Zabrin, Yaseen and Azhan as well. Sajid had called us out for this one and he had yanked up a few guys from condo. Interesting… He scrounged out some bangles and one huge black motherfucker… Luckily he wasn’t that rough or we’d be all dead. There was some disagreement at first about the teams between Raashid and Rikaz and of course, the only yellow guy was punted back and forth between teams. Racism at it’s best, no? Anyways, at 1st it was me, Rashmi, Raashid, Shakir, Zabrin and Nizmi. The opposition was Rushdi, Rikaz, Azhan, Yaseen and Saad. Sajid’s team consisted of some strangers from condo. At 1st I was punted to the unknown team. For starters, I really hate playing with strangers. Nuff’ said! I can’t stress this point enough sometimes. I started to complain, of course, and I remained on the team, making Nizmi the substitute. Felt kinda bad to be the cause of all this trouble but hell, man, sometimes you gotta fight fer your rights, y’know? Anyways, the night was filled with surprises. I had a good time, that’s one thing for sure. Playing with strangers is like a one night stand… You fuck them up reaaaalll nice and you don’t feel guilty after that.

CHOIY~!

I definitely didn’t pass up the chance to rough some of them up. Playing defense was amazing at the later half for me but I sucked when I was on the 1st team. We were playing 2 forwards and 2 defenders. Later Shakir swapped me for Yaseen and I was on Rushdi’s team. They played 3 forwards and 1 defender. Rikaz, Rushdi and Saad were the forwards and that’s when I started to shine, bitch! Finally got my head into the game. Eventually we drew with this team of strangers and we settled it with a penalty shootout. Rikaz was keeping for the first ball and was warming up and shit like that. Rushdi said something about him being a retard and telling the kicker to ignore him. Soon enough, the guy scored. Everyone was laughing their balls off. Hahahahaha… Finally it was my turn to take the penalty and it was the DECIDING penalty. Fuck… No pressure since everyone including myself knew that I was gonna fuck up and the huge black guy was the keeper. I took the shot and it went in, top left corner. I swear I didn’t know what I was doing but damn, it was nice! That was one of the many nice moments of the night. The were the usual crashes and spills but the best one was of course, Saad dodging 2 guys and they crashed and tripped into each other. Zabrin scored a goal as well after dodging me and Saad. It was explosive, man! Rikaz’s sidekick from a volley was one of the better goals of the night of course and Rushdi’s lob over the defenders and into the goal was fucking amazing as well. A night well spent, I’d say. Peace out y’all.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Top Ten Babes

I got so bored watching Transformers here in Ipoh and downloading movies like Robin Hood: Men in Tights and old games like Max Payne I decided to make this list – the top ten hottest babes, whether they be real or not! In my opinion la, duh.

=D

Enjoy the visual feast, lads.

10. Tifa Lockheart



She may not be real, but she has the best assets next to the hot gaming vixens of our time, e.g.: Lara Croft, the DOA chicks and BloodRayne. I put her at the bottom ‘cause she DOES deserve to be in this list and also that she isn’t real. *sigh*

09. Sarah Roemer



Most of you guys may not know her since she relatively is a newbie in the showbiz industry but this li’l cutie made her 1st hit as Shia Lebeouf’s love interest in the recent movie, Disturbia. The scenes where Shia and his yellow sidekick watched her swim and sunbathe were godsend, I swear. She may not have much junk in the trunk but she’s cute and hot in her own way.

08. Ashlee Simpson



To me, there’s nothing more than a chick that’s into rock and music, generally. To top that off, I prefer than her bimbo sister, Jessica Simpson. I’m sure everyone remembers the whole “chicken and tuna” thing, eh? Hahahaha… Blonde chicks have always attracted me but a smart blonde chick is definitely outta this world!

07. Kiera Knightley



Snap, I can’t remember why I put her in here in the 1st place. I guess it’s that uh, how we put it, sophisticated British beauty and accent that captivate us fans. You gotta say, other than her crappy Pirate roles, she does shine in her own unique way, innit?

06. Tara Reid



Ahhh… an old fave hot chick. I fell in love with her in that Van Wilder movie. Pre-breast augmentation, of course. Now that she went for it, she looks like crap but she is recovering, luckily. Hahahaha… That voice of hers… CHOIY~! So sultry and those eyes… man… I wish I was Van Wilder, man. But then again, who doesn’t?

05. Amanda Bynes



Ah, a star that is roughly my age at last. I always thought she was this really dorky chick ever since I watched the Amanda Bynes show and their kooky and juvenile shenanigans. After watching movies like She’s the Man and Lovewrecked PLUS watching her strut her stuff at the MTV Movie Awards 2007 that was it, man… She has grown into a woman! Hallelujah!

04. Kate Beckinsale



Everyone would remember her in that skintight costume in both the Underworld movies. The fact of her being a vampire might’ve been a little *wink wink* for some guys, eh? Hahahaha… She was smokin’ in the comedy Click as well, starring opposite Ben Stiller. Pity she hasn’t done much *ahem* revealing photo shoots yet. Dangnabbit.

03. Jessica Alba



Awww.. come on! What hottest women list would be complete without her, the goddess of Hollywood?! The wet dreams that all you bastards had of her… COME ON! Sin City, choiy~! Fantastic Four, CHOIY~! Into the Blue, DOUBLE CHOIY~! She definitely knows the right movie roles to take and you and I know it!

02. Maria Sharapova



I 1st noticed her when she won that uh, championship of some sort against one of the Williams sisters. Yeah, those half-beast, half-pseudo-man things that everyone mistakes for “women”. Ever since then, Sharapova has been taking loads of deals and made loads of ads for different brands like Tag Hauer. Who cares if she grunts too much while playing?! Those legs just go on forever, mate!

Gasp! The goddess of showbiz and sports are not number 1 in Yoong’s list?! WTF?! Heh heh heh… You guys would be surprised who’s in the top spot!

And the winner is…

01. The Veronicas



Gasp! WTF is this? The Veronicas? For real, man! I fuck you not. I find that there is NOTHING hotter than a chick that is hot (DUH!) and also plays musical instruments and loves ROCK! So, who else is better than the Veronicas? They fit the bill and there are two of them! How much better can it get, seriously?! Truth be told, I’ve been listening to their songs over and over again for the past few days that somehow I got hopelessly infatuated with them… *sigh*

Heh heh heh… I guess that’s about all the lunacy one can take. Holidays are about to end and I can’t wait to get back to Sunway, despite the problems that are coming along soon enough. Peace out y’all!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Nuffink Special

Yesterday, Eric came back to Ipoh with his parents to visit some friends so me, him and Eugene met up and went around town, played at the CC and shit like that. Normal stuff la. Unfortunately Eugene had to end it by touching me here, there and everywhere when I fetched him and Eric to his place. Bloody faggot boy.

You know, every time I get into a taxi, 75% of the time, I think to myself, “I’ve never seen taxies get into accidents before. They must be that damn good, eh?” Hahahha… Yeah, me being naïve. Anyways, today on my way to the gym, I saw that a taxi (it’s a Proton model, either Wira or Perdana) had hit another Proton. Rather nasty stuff, I’d say. That kinda reminded me of my thoughts earlier about taxies not getting into accidents. On my way back, I saw another accident involving around 3 cars on the slope down to the roundabout near Taman D.R. Seena-whatsisblardyIndianname. Ooohh… 2 accidents in a day… an ill omen!!!

*gasp*

Heh heh heh…


Anyways, during breakfast (which was a few minutes ago) I suddenly remembered a conversation that me, Eric and Eugene had while Eugene had his lunch in the stadium food court. Since Eric had been gone for such a long time, we had to update him on the people that we knew in the past. Suddenly we remembered a few um, *ahem* softies… alright fine, I’ll be straightforward! We remembered a few faggots in our batch that year and the name Amatul Rahman came up. Nice quiet Malay kid who used to polish the teacher’s shoes now and then without causing much disdain or disgust, for that matter, among us. I don’t know whether to count him as a subtle or insignificant person. We were laughing on and on about how Min Jer used to sit next to him and sleep on class everyday and Amatul would take those opportunities to finger him in his sleep. Hahahahahhaa… We eventually agreed that Amatul had become like that because he was a lonely boy and he had mixed with the wrong group. There was this group of juniors who were so gay it wasn’t even funny any more. The type of nutcases you get in high school… *sigh*. Makes me not miss any of them. ANYWAYS, this story suddenly jolted in my head to plead me mum to put my brother in CIMP so he won’t become a lonely faggot boy in MUFY. Yeah, it’s a stab at MUFY. Unfortunately, my mum gave me a reasonable answer which I even agreed with but I decided against my better judgment and went on to think that me mum decided to have at least one gay son. Nuff’ said, bitches!

Peace out y’all.

Friday, August 17, 2007

100th Post, Bitches!

Snap~! I can't believe it, man. My 100th post. Well, I never really thought about reaching this hallmark but shit... I'm here! At 1st I used this blog to vent my feelings and stuff like that but I feel that it hasn't strayed far from it's roots. I guess it's alright. There have been happy, funny and depressing posts throughout Beneath the Thorn's tenure but all in all, I am quite satisfied with my work with it. Shucks. Enough about it la, I've got a long way to go!

SMI's Sucky Play - Hercules

The moment I stepped into the building I saw banners with the Marvel's depiction of the Greek demigod plastered on it. It wasn't a picture from the comics but a picture of the toy. A bust, I would say. There were some of those hanging banners with Disney's depiction of Hercules as well. Oh boy... I could've easily bought a pack of ciggies (breaking my vow in the process) and smoke the night away outside in the parking lot but I opted not to and instead watch the damn thing. Let's just set one thing straight. SMI is a school full of retards. Anyone else that begs to differ can suck my ding dongs MANY MANY TIMES. You have been warned. Anyways, the play started out exactly like the Disney movie, the same way that they did Mulan 2 years ago as well. The director was creative, ain’t she? 1st thing I knew was that the mics were fucked up and these bitches (The Muses) were ugly as hell and I am damn sure they be some hookers from Cowan Hotel.

Snap~!

Plus, they can’t sing to save themselves from their pimp. Actually, none of these guys can act nor sing. The imps that serve Hades were good, though, I actually thought there were twins. Hades was alright as well. Of course the comedic lines he uttered in the movie had much more effect but these guys can’t act la. Initially I had joked with my brother and mother that they should cast a black dude as Herc. My wish got quite close as they had chosen a fat, annoying Indian kid as young Herc. Oh yeah, they casted a rather muscular dude for Herc, of course but he was one ugly son of a bitch! Hell, the whole cast was bullshit! Nuff’ said! Here’re some rather lousy pictures from the play. I used a N73 to take the pics and the lighting of the stage didn’t help. Enjoy what you can, lads.



Young Herc played by an Indian kid



Young Herc with his parents



Young Herc with Pegasus



Young Herc and Zeus



The centuar (now with prosthetics) and Meg



A fully-grown Hercules and Phil



The homo-looking imps



The hookers from Cowan Street, I mean, the Muses



Hercules defeating the Hydra (it's on the damn floor)



The Titans - equipped with deadly egg tray armour pieces!!!



Hades and his homo-looking imps



Ending



Ending 2


Horrible quality, I know, but what to do, I forgot my camera. Ah well. The holidays have started and everyone knows there’s an assignment that’s due not far away. Better get cracking at it, then. Anyways, I’m pretty excited about Ramadhan coming up since I am, after all, living with roughly 3-5 Muslim dudes. This should be an exciting Ramadhan, no? Heh heh heh… Peace out y’all.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Start Anew

All of you have to admit the past few days since that prick started posting those *ahem* “delightfully heart-warming” comments, there have been loads of idiotic fighting. As a *ahem* ex-monk and half-assed devout Buddhist, I implore thee, my brothers, sisters, comrade-in-arms and knights of Valamanway (Couldn’t help it) to stop all this nonsense. The reason I put this new ShoutBox is to clear the air and stop people from ever reading all this negative bullshit. So, yeah.

STOP IT

No more in-fighting. We’ll leave the in-fighting to the retards of the west, shall we? Excellent. A’ite. Down to business.

New Albums

As all of you may already know of my perception and experiences in Ipoh, I filled my time with downloading loads of stuff with the stable connection back at home. I managed to download the new Transformers movie. It ain’t a DVDrip but the quality is not bad but the sound quality gave away the fact that it was from a cinema.

=_=”

I also downloaded 3 new albums which are from Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (that I am currently listening to), Korn and Velvet Revolver. Alright, I’m not exactly a Korn fan but I decided to check it out anyways. The VR album was disappointing at best and RJA reminds me of the Ataris ‘cept the fact that these guys sound a bit more pro and less whiny. I suggest just getting the RJA album.

=D

Rush Hour 3

I went to watch it last night with Rushdi, Taqi, Shaq, Piumi and Rikaz. Man, the beginning itself was hilarious with Chris Tucker directing traffic and cuffing two chicks in a Merz. It was basically a slew of jokes from the funnyman and a small dash of action from Jackie Chan. I was laughing all the way from that part to the kung fu studio scene and the French dude’s interrogation. Basically it was all hysterical laughs throughout the 1st half of the movie and a’ite action later on. It felt kind of short and the ending was pretty lame. Definitely worth a watch. You can pretty much leave after the 1st half ‘cause whatever comes next is expected and nothing worthy of Jackie Chan’s usual amazing kung-fu theatrics. You guys remember Rumble in the Bronx and Gorgeous? Those movies were amazing! The old kung-fu movies like the Drunken Master and the Police Story series were amazing as well with all those crazy and awe-inspiring stunts. Guess age must be catching up and Hollywood doesn’t want a dead yellow guy in the middle of shooting, eh?

I guess that’s about it guys. So, PLEASE refrain from starting fucking each other all over again, a’ite? Peace out, y’all.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Photos Photos Photos!!!

Finally! I can post these photos that I have promised for so long! A'ite. Let's cut to the chase...



Rushdi and Saad posing



Saad up close



Sky Shot



Yasmin, Piumi and Fathima



Having some fun in the lift



The other side of the pirate ship



Posers in the cable car



Rikaz was too scared to take a picture!



One of the many funny poses of the day



Group picture taken before boarding the cable car



Group picture taken before boarding the "Pirate Ship" ride



Group pic taken at the Dinosaur Land entrance



Guys waiting for the bus



Fathima, me and a thug-looking Altaf



The first ride that everyone sees upon entering...



Foggy as hell!



One could see Altaf and Saad making out in there...

Spiffing, eh?

I actually had a few pictures of the sheesha that I recently bought AND broke on purpose but nah... It's not worth my time. Besides, even if I hadn't broken it yet, it would be different from the picture since the head has been replaced with a new one. Ah, whatever it is, that's all the pictures that I owe you guys, I think...

Disturbingly Violent and Harsh, Innit?

As all of you might know, some dude or dudette (you can't always give the credit to the guys) decided to nail my chatbox full of rather harsh comments.

CHOIY~!

Powerful indeed, he is! Ah well... I don't know who this dude/dudette is but one thing is for certain. He/She ain't worth anyone's time. Fo' real. Well, thanks to all those people who decided to nail this guy back but I gotta say, whoever this person is, they have my respect. You got a mouth and a talent for words, buddy. Let's see you put it to good use if you decide to own up. Waddaya say? Since I am, after all, a "turdling doughy son of a bitch", let's do this again sometime. I would love to see what you can do, mate. Honest.

I guess that's pretty much all I have to say for now. I'm back in Ipoh and I have an accounting assignment to finish. Grand. Have a good weekend. Peace out y'all!

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Firing Randomly

Okay, pure random post. Let’s see… where I begin… Hmmm… Okay… Shot 1!

4th Day Down

Yeah, 4th day, I think, that I stopped smoking. It’s not easy especially when you’re hungry, tired or really bored.

BUT

I haven’t touched one stick. Not even that damn bidhi that Rikaz has stashed in his room. Not even sheesha that Saad keeps around the house. So far so good! Thanks for the support and criticism *cough cough* that you have all given me! It seems that the whole full pack of Marlboro Lights and Pall Malls that I bought a few days back were finished by Rashmi and Nizmi when they came over a few days back. Wow… Guess I’m not the next one in line for lung cancer. Smashing.

SHOT 2!!!

Friggin’ Cupid

It seems that love has struck the damned abode of Kundy’s Paradise ever since that Pathan Saad came over. Thank god that it just struck him. I wonder will it be right to be posting these things on my blog but whatever man, it’s not like anyone relevant is going to look.

MUAHAHAHHAHAHA…

Alright, long story cut short (and safe), that gandu from Peshawaar went and spent a fortune on a hand-painted piece of art for his *ahem* lover. For those familiar with this epic episode of the “Bold and the Beautiful – Indahvilla Chronicles”, I need not say more about this, do I, now? Ngyah hahahahahhahaa…

SHOT 3!!! API!!

Prawning… (WTF?!) in Taman Kinrara

After weeks and weeks that I have missed out great fishing/prawning opportunities with U-Jun, Hui, Khai and a few other guys, I finally followed them! The party consisted of me; U-Jun, Hui, Khai, Han John and Su Fen (shit, or was it Soi Fong? Dang!). Anyways, I managed to catch only one prawn and the catch was crazy! I was so surprised I flung it all around and halfway across the pool to the right. I only caught one la but there were a few close snags. The damn things ate the head and tail of the fish and left the body still impaled to the damn hook. Bastards. Anyways, me, Han John and Khai left early ‘cause John wanted to avoid the rush hour jam. Ah well… 15 bucks an hour was not bad, I’ll say!

Hmm… I guess that’s about the random stuff that I need to talk about. Peace out y’all!

I never thought I’d see you again
But now that you’ve walked by me
How can I ever forget you once again
When you left me last at an unknown time

Sunday, August 5, 2007

That Jerry Maguire Moment

Yeah, I had that. Not the "I managed to make buttloads of cash by believing in myself and my client" but more like I had an epiphany. Everything fell to place. I realized what I was doing in life was fucked up and everything.

I was lagging in work.

I was smoking. Yeah, I was smoking.

I was doing drugs. Yeah, bigger shock and my recent purchase of the sheesha did not help at all.


Long story short and embarassing bits aside, I realized that I have fucked everything up. So, laugh at me all you want, bitches, 'cause I'm turning over a new leaf. Not instantly but it'll be a slow process. I promise everyone that I will stop all this shit.

Thank you Piumi nangi and Shakir for sticking by me after all this time. I owe you guys too much. Thanks.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

One Day Off

I suppose it's too early into the semester to take the day off but what the hell, man. Anyways, it's mainly because that Rushdi's sister came all the way from Dubai to M'sia for a few days to hang with him so we decided to take her to Genting. Yeah, Genting again. Seems like Saad has been there more times than I have although I stay here. Pitiful. Alright, it was 26 bucks per person and it covers the bus ride there and back, the cable car ride and the theme park. Anyways, the whole bunch of Kundy's Paradise went except for Kundy of course. So, it was me, Rushdi, Rikaz and Shakir plus Rushdi's sister, Yasmin, Piumi, Fathima and Altaf. Yeah, I'm the only yellow guy there, as always. We all decided to bunk class since the bus left at 12 except for Shakir who had a really early class and it ended like, around 10.30-11.00. Somehow... eventhough we were all at home and had slept at night, peacefully or otherwise, (I know I didn't) we had to rush to KL Central to catch the god-damn bus. Because there was 9 of us, one cab had to have 5 and the other, 4. Rushdi, Yasmin, Piumi and Shakir went ahead of us and then we had some trouble getting our ride but Saad being Saad managed to convince the cab driver to take 5 of us for a good price. Fuck man, if you guys know Saad being himself when it comes to lying and negotiating and you actually understand urdu, you'd knock yourself in the head for the things he says. Anyways, we all got there with roughly 10-15 minutes to spare before the bus left. When we arrived, the other 4 were upstairs and were coming down. Rikaz and Altaf went up to get some food and Shakir went off for a toilet break. Strangely enough, Rikaz and Altaf came back without us harassing them to hurry the fuck up even though they went to buy food and we all know what a hassle it can be sometimes. God knows what Shakir was doing during his toilet break... We managed to get onto the bus on time and had a small humorous talk with the bus driver before boarding because of Saad, as usual. The seats that we had were 11-19. I sat in 11 and Altaf next to me. Rushdi and Saad were southeast from us and Yasmin and Fathima were behind us. Piumi and Shakir were behind them and Rikax next to them and he was sitting next to a chinese lady. Saad started making the usual jokes in urdu like "Rikaz is getting busy" and the usual "This is your pilot speaking..." and ending with "bada dik-dik" and all that crap. Peshawaar-style of course.

Pe . sha . waar [pe-sha-war] - noun - A place in Pakistan where the people are so dense they sell you laptops according to their weight and since there's no such word as "laptop" in urdu, they call it the "bada calculator" which basically means "big calculator". 'Nuff said.

Side Note: An author once wrote a book in Peshawaar and it had 500 pages. In the 1st page, it was written that a man got onto his horse and in the end, it said that a man got off the horse. The pages in the middle were basically the noise that a horse makes when it gallops: dik-dik-dik-dik. Bear in mind the sound is to the interpretation of the author. Therefore, the term "bada dik-dik" refers to stupidity of some sort and a relation to the general consensus of Peshawaar. The validity of this alleged book is still in debate in the Court of Peshawaar itself.

Alright, glad I cleared that up. While Saad continued making his jokes, Altaf ate the food that he bought and commented how nice the buns are in M'sia and no other foreign person that he knows has realised that yet. Strange. Eventually everyone quieted down and I started blasting music and kind of dozed off and we reached Genting Skyway. Hm, it's only an hour away from KL Central. Nice... We got off quickly and boarded the cabel cars. Everyone went into the same car except Saad and Altaf because Saad jokingly told Altaf to go alone and he actually did. Saad eventually got off and joined Altaf in the other car.

*insert numerous gay jokes made by everyone*

Before exiting the building into the air, Rikaz voiced his fear and it was fucking funny! He looked so damn scared and constipated as we ascended towards the top of Genting. We, of course, couldn't pass up the chance to terrify him further.

"Hey man, there's a trail of blood on the ground"

"That's one long drop, Rikaz"

*Cable car rumbles as it passes through one of the towers that keep the lines steady*

"RIKKAAZZ~! We're going to die!!!"

"Look man, there's a pool of blood down there. Look, there's a pack of Malboro Lights. That's how smokers die, man."

"Man, there'll be a trail of pee on the way up, man"


That's all the comments I could remember and it was FUCKING funny, man. I laughed my balls out looking at his expressions. He was so scared and looking so damn constipated, he just cracked me up. He was so nervous he couldn't even light up as well. Hahahahahaha... The rest of the ride was spent taking pictures of people and the awesome surroundings. We also joked about how Saad and Altaf were doing in the cable car before us. Eventually we reached Genting and we did a mock cheer for Rikaz. He immedietly got out and lit up at the 1st chance. We walked in further and had some Baskin Robbins. Yeah, sounds kind of dumb but what the hell, I have the day off. We travelled around led by Saad against the signs that were showing us the way to the theme park and we eventually got in. Excellent... We tried out the flying chairs first and everyone was talking about their previous experiences in theme parks. Most of us were in for all the rides like me, Altaf, Rushdi, Saad and Rikaz. The girls were, well, girls, of course but I think Yasmin and Fathima went for all the rides that we took. Shakir was *ahem* being chicken about some rides especially roller coasters and that "Pirate Ship" ride. Can't blame the poor lad. It's basically a huge swing but after much coaxing we got him in. We took that mini roller coaster after the flying chairs and then the boat thing afterwards. Man, everyone else complained of butterflies in their stomachs during and after the ride but all I felt was my balls being yanked back and forth in a fucking annoying way. I swear my sack was dislocated after the ride.

@@

The mini coaster thing was cool and Saad and Rushdi were talking about taking a left at the top most turn into the Pet Shop above us. Absolutely hilarious. Right after that we went for the corkscrew rollercoaster ride which kind of overlapped the go-kart track. The karts looked and moved really badly. I bet Genting got it from Peshawaar. Later on, we tried to get to the Sky Shot ride but it was under maintainence. Damn! It was the coolest ride of all the Genting rides. Shit... Anyways, we tried to get to the Dinosour Adventure thingy but it was closed as well. Maybe it's the fog. We couldn't see anything that was 10 metres ahead of us, I think. We had some of that corn in a cup, chips and cotton candy while passing by and a few of them went for the bumper boat thing. Me, Altaf and Rushdi didn't 'cause Rushdi simply didn't want to 'cause he had experienced this before and me and Altaf were too heavy (the max weight was 75 kgs) so the rest went while we sat down and I had something to eat. It was only then I kinda realized that I didn't have a proper lunch or breakfast. Since we had plenty of time left, we went to the Pirate Ship again and the same thing happened to me nuts. Blast it. Before we could walk up towards the Sky Shot again, Saad called and told us that they were outside the theme park and going for the Flying Coaster, the ride that I took with U-Jun, Hui, Kang Wei and the rest the last time I went there in June. Me, Altaf, Rushdi, Yasmin and Fathima went for it. Shakir and Rikaz went to pray and Piumi and Saad waited outside 'cause they had already done it before. After finishing 2 rounds, we went in and had Burger King as a sort of, lunch. I saw one really hot chinese chick there but she was there with her boyfriend or her brother. Curses. After we ate, we wanted to go for the 4D Motion Master ride but we had to wait for the next show which was like, 7.30. It was around 6.40 when we got there so me, Altaf, Rushdi, Yasmin, Shakir and Piumi went to buy the tickets for the 7.30 show. We walked around, checking out the shops until then and I tried some red bean soup at the nearby store and it sucked balls. I tricked them into believing I was drinking dog soup since they were absolutely oblivious to the type of stuff that they were selling in the area. Hahahahaha... We went for the 4D thing after I was done drinking the "dog soup". I told them what it really was later, though. I had a feeling that the movie was going to suck balls since it was a real hit like, 10+ years ago. Sure as hell I was right again. Yasmin and Piumi were complaining that it looked more like double vision than actual 3D. The 4D ones in Aussieland were so much more better and one of them was a environmental awareness video as well.

THE SHAME!

Right after the 5 minute clip of pure rubbish, we rushed to the Skytrain and descended back to the bus terminal. Our cable car didn't have a light and the ride down was really really something else. The cool weather added with the sounds of wild animals and crickets in the forest below was amazing. There were the usual glaring lights on the cable towers but it was really really amazing. We had roughly 10 minutes to spare before the bus left and we took some pictures. We left right on the clock and reached KL Central really quickly 'cause we were all asleep. Saad had ordered a cab before snoozing and he took the girls and Rushdi with him when we arrived in Central. Me, Altaf, Shakir and Rikaz got a cab and arrived in Sunway quicker than they did. God knows where they went. We had dinner at Mohamed's and the remainder of the night was filled with sheesha smoke and recollections of the past few hours in Genting. A day off well spent, I must say. I haven't got the pictures from Fathima, Yasmin, Piumi or Shakir yet but I will post them all A.S.A.P., I swear.

Sheesha!!!

Never thought this day would come, man. On Tuesday night, Saad came over to stay the night 'cause we were all going to Genting the next day. He arrived at Sunway around 8-ish and dragged me, Rikaz and Rushdi to Carrefour so he could buy a sheesha. I also wanted to buy a small one for my personal use. I saw a really nice small and elegant black sheesha and asked Saad to buy it for me. While Saad employed his usual unorthodox and ludricous bargaining/negotiation methods, I went to have dinner at Kenny Roger's and Rushdi accompanied me.

Side Note: Don't try their new promotion. It sucks balls.

Anyways, halfway through my dinner, Saad calls me up and tells me to buy his old sheesha so he can buy a HUGE new one. Well, I said yes and he bought a nice large one. We smoked both that night and his sheesha had a slightly emptier but smoother taste and it had a lingering metal taste in it because it was new. His old one, or rather, mine had been smoked many times and tasted as tight as it had in months before.

I think I have some other random stuff to blog about but just can't remember what. Ah well, I'll do it some other time. You guys are welcome to come and smoke the new sheesha with me.

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Peace out y'all!