They should make a game out of this franchise!
Wow… finally watched a movie after so damn long and I’m glad I did… and in 3-D too! Talk about doing it big! Nah… it’s not that big… Hahahaha…
Anyways, compared to the past FDs, this one wasn’t as gory and we’ve all seen how convenient and silly the way things happen in the background that in the end sums up to a very painful and gory death… Alright, I suppose telling you the top 3 deaths in the movie wouldn’t hurt.
Anyways, compared to the past FDs, this one wasn’t as gory and we’ve all seen how convenient and silly the way things happen in the background that in the end sums up to a very painful and gory death… Alright, I suppose telling you the top 3 deaths in the movie wouldn’t hurt.
#3 Death by flying tyre to the face
One of the 1st deaths in the movie. Won’t tell you how that started but you can imagine. Even though the set-up was anything but elaborate but the fact that you get to see what’s left of the victim gives it huge points!
#2 Death by getting caught in rotating gears
Nearing the end, when an escalator collapses, gears and chains are all exposed underneath and one of the chumps get their foot caught in huge rotating gear and gets sucked in and gets grinded into a fine pulp. Epic idea, pity there was no shot that shown the remains.
#1 Death by pool draining mechanism
This one… is just painful. Dude gets his ass sucked in by the pool draining system, he can’t get out. Conveniently the draining system yanks up the pressure it’s sucking at and the dude’s guts get torn out of his ass and all over the maintenance area’s floor. Possibly the most painful and amusing way of disembowelment but pity they didn’t show what happened to the body after.
One of the 1st deaths in the movie. Won’t tell you how that started but you can imagine. Even though the set-up was anything but elaborate but the fact that you get to see what’s left of the victim gives it huge points!
#2 Death by getting caught in rotating gears
Nearing the end, when an escalator collapses, gears and chains are all exposed underneath and one of the chumps get their foot caught in huge rotating gear and gets sucked in and gets grinded into a fine pulp. Epic idea, pity there was no shot that shown the remains.
#1 Death by pool draining mechanism
This one… is just painful. Dude gets his ass sucked in by the pool draining system, he can’t get out. Conveniently the draining system yanks up the pressure it’s sucking at and the dude’s guts get torn out of his ass and all over the maintenance area’s floor. Possibly the most painful and amusing way of disembowelment but pity they didn’t show what happened to the body after.
The ending was balls compared to all the other FDs… and all the other FDs showed us how horribly they all died. This one… just a CGI X-ray vision clip.
Shucks…
Ol’ Spiky’s rating: 3/5 Would have given it a 2 but it’s FD, one of my favourite film franchises. And watching it in 3D… no biggie. Stick to animated 3D films.
Alright then… back to studying.
Huge dilemma. Huge gambles here. I’ll leave that for another time then.
Peace.
Shucks…
Ol’ Spiky’s rating: 3/5 Would have given it a 2 but it’s FD, one of my favourite film franchises. And watching it in 3D… no biggie. Stick to animated 3D films.
Alright then… back to studying.
Huge dilemma. Huge gambles here. I’ll leave that for another time then.
Peace.
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