Good Times Ahead

Hell yeah, good times ahead! CNY coming up faster than I anticipated and the only shindig I've remembered to ever enjoy since I can remember is coming up. May be a bit un-posh like, but what the hell, man, with good food and friends, nothing can go wrong! Or so I think... hopefully it's the same this year la! Sunway niggas meet Ipoh chinks! One night I will never ever forget, fo' sure!

Night at the Museum

Actually, I wanted to watch this much earlier this month, but things came up and other movies seemed much more nicer. Seriously wanted to go watch it before but Lipas had that "Sinking Japan" plan going on. Finally had a chance when a fortunate mishap, or problem happened. Chee Hoe (a.k.a Bull King) wanted us to go watch Mahjong Duel 3. Sounds like another corny chinese movie with the alleged "top crop" chinese comedians come to date but what the heck, I've got nothing better to do on a weekend other than the usual family outings for meals and gaming, online chatting, guitar-ing and some other trivial stuff la. So, went to Jusco, TGV with Bull King to book tickets for that Mahjong movie. He went up 1st and I went to some other bookstore to get some magazines and comic books. He came down and told me that there was no earlybird movie. Dangnabbit. I went up with him again and then decided to change the movie to Night at the Musuem. Booya! So, fast forward to today, at Jusco, after everyone has been assembled. Me, Chee Hoe and Whales arrived together since they were riding with me. Met up with Lipas at Capcom. Bugger was playing the games as usual. Arcades are a serious a waste of money. Especially the M'sian ones... the machines are so damn outdated it's not even funny. I won't be surprised if I do walk around there long enough to find a Pacman machine up and running. Hahahahhahaa... So, we went and watched the movie, met some old high school "acquaintances". One has really dived off the deep end and tried the "Gay Korean boyband/vocalist/dancer" look. Sporting hair that was going only two directions which defied gravity. Middle part was going up and fringe was heading east or west, can't bloody remember. Luckily mine is erratic and so un-stereotypical. Heh heh heh... Not to mention the bugger went and pierced his ear and had a cross ear ring to one ear. I can hear screams of "queerness" in the background. A few more screams of "FAGGOT!". Yeah... not dreaming. Anyways, went in there, row F, 7 all the way to 10. Queer guys were just behind us. Shared a few goody laughs with each other and the movie started. Ben Stiller didn't have to work hard for this very normal character except for the fact he has to deal with a dog-like T-Rex bag of bones, minature historic people like the Romans, cowboys, Mayans. Easter Island head with no respect, bronze statue, Huns, wild animals, eskimos and some cave men which think fire exthinguisher foam is whipped cream. Smashing. Movie was totally amazing! 4.5 outta 5! You, reader, go watch it. Now. Or that T-Rex is gonna come and chomp off your bloody nuts.

CNY Buffet Dinner complications

Some people didn't have the nerve to reply my messages. Fine. Some just said yes straight away and hatched plans for their bold journey from across the nation to come. Alright, that was plain exaggeration. Most also is KL to Ipoh only, especially for the CIMP-ains. Danny and Wing Hoh called me at the worst time... Hahahahaa... When I was driving and there were cops on my left, hiding to catch speed demons and some plain cops on the opposite side of the road, waiting for the traffic light. Luckily Chee Hoe warned me and I switched off my phone. Some other complications are that the KL and Ipoh bunch may not click. Aiya, why bother worrying. It's not like they're gonna be soulmates for life or anything... *groan* Heh heh heh...

Rain's Coming! FUCK OFF!

Holy shit... that bastard is coming to Malaysia. It's just seriously sick and disgusting that my old and retired aunties (or ajimas or something, that means aunties in Korean), that are well weathered and above 50 and survived WW2, are going to see him. They're paying no less than 300 a pop for tickets to see thier "toyboy" strut his stuff on stage. If they offer me a ticket... no thanks... I can whack a feast at Shogun, nail a few Gundams, take it to the movies, pool, bowling and still have change left. Seriously.... Rain... for crying out loud. Girls scream like mad for him. Guys don't even scream and have multiple explosive leg-wobbling orgasms when they see PCD or Jolin Tsai shaking booty on stage. Get. A. Grip. Nuff' said.

Hopefully the buffet dinner will proceed smoothly and no problems la. Amir said he will be the photographer of the prestigious evening, so dress to kill, niggas and chinks! Peace out y'all!