Blacklisted

If only it was the NFS:MW Blacklist. I was seriously wondering when this was going to happen. It's weird you know, I thought I had broken that horrible streak... Let's examine it...

1. Primary school - SRJK La Salle Ipoh - From A student to failing miserably to black horse in UPSR (5 As 0.o)

2. Secondary school - SMK Seri Putera - In best class but had the worst discipline problems in the form. Ended up with mediocre results here and there

3. Pre-U - CIMP - Best academic results of all time and was even treasurer of the *ahem* WORST Student Council come to date.

4. Uni - VU Business Programme - Not the best results but just scraping by. Recently BLACKLISTED

How, you ask? Let's see...

1. Kicked out of MOB class and I actually put up a fight with the lecturer.

Smashing

2. Banned from MUSA lounge for the remaining semester for returning the acoustic 3 days late.

Wonderful

3. Walked into class pissed drunk with a few other drunken mates.

Terribly hilarious

4. Happen to hang out with the "alleged" trouble-makers of this semester's intake.

Priceless

In no way am I saying I actually regret ANY of these things. I just didn't know it would get me in so much freaking trouble, that's all. Sure, I got whipped a few times back in high school, who doesn't? Sure, I was whacked silly by my mum for calling a teacher stupid during my first week in primary school, but who's counting? Sure, I was almost expelled for bringing porn to school, but who hasn't? Odd, isn't it? I wish I could be a kid again when these things weren't that bad... and the stakes were not this high. Ah well... the curse of maturity. I wish I was a little kid again.

=)

Anyways, regarding the recently blacklisted thing, Mrs. Lim waltzed in this morning into Mr. Zain's class; right after Mr. Tee was done. She suddenly started off with this rather stern voice and all that mumbo jumbo. Words like "noise-makers" and "disturbing the class" were heard among her rants and raves. Names such as Mr. Tee, Ms Jennifer and Ms Greeja popped up because it seems that they have been complaining about our little group. Little is not what I will call it but yeah, she has received complaints. Funnily enough, she did point at the correct spot in the whole lecture hall but scolded the wrong dude who happened to be on the side of our group. Poor guy. She did mention about people making noise. We're guilty as charged like every other motherfucker in the lecture hall, thank you very much. She mentioned about people walking in and out of the hall and taking calls without hesitation and pinned it on our group as well. Darn it, I say! What injustice is this?! Prove your accusations, O Wrinkled Hag! Oddly enough, the last person who would stand up for us came in the form of...

Joy

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0.o

Oh.

Alright, she didn't really went on like Nelson Mandela trying to rid of apartheid but she did say that we weren't responsible for the whole "taking calls/walking leisurely in and out of class" part. I guess Ivan was right. She IS a nice girl. I wanted to thank her today but I totally forgot. Darn it. Never mind la. Tomorrow la. It’s the bunch on the left that’s doing that kind of bullshit, man! You know, Gavin, Liz, Zen and that prick Farham or Parham or whatever! Anyways, this rousing warning from the head honcho herself kind of shocked me. You know, I actually had butterflies in my stomach! For real! I fuck you not! I was that damned scared. Shit man… If we were ever to be on the borderline of marks and shit, we would be dead, for sure. I hope that it will never come to that point, man. Let’s just hope this is the end of all this mumbo jumbo shit. Gonna be a good boy from here on in and finish up all my assignments.

Peace out y’all.