Alright, that was a bit too much, yeah, but you still can’t blame a guy for trying no matter how shitty his attempts were. Whatever it is, a new semester has started and so far I’ve started off to… on some issues, on the right foot and others on limbs that shouldn’t even be used in this comparison.
Got back some good teachers and the bad ones and a nasty one. Jason and Haslinda are alright, I guess. Jennifer’s slightly strict, but fair. The ex-SBM teacher’s back teaching something again. Christ. I knew I should’ve tripped her down the stairs last semester…
Whatever it is, here’s to another great semester! May everyone get great partners for upcoming bastard projects and may the plagiarizers burn in hell! *cough* Right.
The Truth Is Freakin’ Out There. I Swear
*cue X-Files theme*
Shit… The X-Files used to freak me out so much. Hey, we were all kids back then. Watching disembodied hands grab ankles from the muddy soil was as horrifying as uh, the Drain Monster, would you believe that? *nervous laugh*
Right. Anyways… the only X-Files thing about this movie is the fact that the whole investigation is based on the visions of a pedophilic Catholic priest. The writers just had to put that, didn’t they. It’s like, synonymous already… Catholic priest… pedophilia… little boys… altar boys… See the connection? Kinda like, terrorism… brown guy… It’s blasphemy to most, but absolutely hilarious to me, the way they make fun of the whole situation. Life is short, why not make fun of it, as some people put it.
Anyways… pushing aside the psychic pedopriest, there’s nothing else X-Files-ish about the movie. Whatever that is left of the movie is just stuff you can get from a really good CSI episode. Nuff’ said. Only good part is that we see our old pals from the series, Mulder, Scully and Skinner. Oh yeah, and Zxibit’s in the movie as well. Strange, eh? Heh heh heh…
Ol’ Spiky’s Rating: 2 outta 5 – Just. Don’t. Bother.
Phew. Peace out y’all.
Right. Anyways… the only X-Files thing about this movie is the fact that the whole investigation is based on the visions of a pedophilic Catholic priest. The writers just had to put that, didn’t they. It’s like, synonymous already… Catholic priest… pedophilia… little boys… altar boys… See the connection? Kinda like, terrorism… brown guy… It’s blasphemy to most, but absolutely hilarious to me, the way they make fun of the whole situation. Life is short, why not make fun of it, as some people put it.
Anyways… pushing aside the psychic pedopriest, there’s nothing else X-Files-ish about the movie. Whatever that is left of the movie is just stuff you can get from a really good CSI episode. Nuff’ said. Only good part is that we see our old pals from the series, Mulder, Scully and Skinner. Oh yeah, and Zxibit’s in the movie as well. Strange, eh? Heh heh heh…
Ol’ Spiky’s Rating: 2 outta 5 – Just. Don’t. Bother.
Phew. Peace out y’all.
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