Saturday, January 26, 2008

Meet The Spartans

Yup, I just watched it. I'm a sucker for these movies. In the back of my head I know it's going to be bad, yet I still watch it. Thankfully this was better than Epic Movie. It's still disgusting. It's still full of sick humour. And it sure as hell doesn't pull any punches when it comes to insults. Yeah, it's definitely the voice deep down in that pool of sarcasm of yours that just wants to scream out.

Alright~

Well, there's nothing much to say about this movie really, the plot is basically 300 meets the Wayan Brothers. Well, not that it's directed by them, but you get it. Man, screw this review. It's just outlandish. Watch it if you have spare cash or just need a laugh. It's horribly edited, though. Malaysian censors ain't no craftsmen with the almighty censor scissors, that's for sure.

I'll Tell You What's Funny...

I've lived in this area for roughly 3-4 years now. I had a vague feeling that this area was more than what it seemed. Seriously. How the hell did I miss the fact that I'm living in the nest of PAS supporters? And it seems that Keadilan area is just opposite. Now I know how CJ felt when he was ditched in Ballas territory. This banner on one of the houses gave it away. Laugh, point or yell at this, I don't really care. I just found it silly and humorous. Peace out y'all.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Ho..Hold On

Wait up just a second. Heath Ledger's freakin' dead? I can't say I'm a fan but I've wanted to watch Brokeback Mountain for a good laugh but man, this guy's young! (So was Benoit but ah, well) In case you have trouble putting the name to a face, here's how he looks like.



Woops, maybe not. This is how he'll look like potraying the Joker



Recognize him yet? The gay cowboy...?

Condolences to sobbing girls all over the world and of course his family but funnily enough, the only thing I was concerned about the issue of this homosexual cowboy riding into the sun was... well, pretty much, whether or not he finished shooting the upcoming Batman movie, the Dark Knight.

Yeah, heartless 'ol me.

I doubt the dude wanted to die knowing that he shot a superhero film last but not a lot of people have that privilege, come to think of it.

Oh, and those living nearby Indian temples, expect mountains of trash! God knows how these Indians make such a mess! Should be listed as a phenomena above all else, seriously.

Peace out y'all.

Awesome~ Another Public Holiday

Well, not that it matters as I have, say… a month left before VU restarts. I think it was a rather predictable and well-placed move to have Thaipusam declared a public holiday. His reasons being related to traffic jams were somewhat lame in my opinion but nevertheless logical. I would say he’s doing this ‘cause of recent *ahem* happenings in the country. Wouldn’t blame him for trying to keep his head off the chopping block, eh? All I can remember about Thaipusam is heaps of rubbish nearby temple areas and self-mutilation *ahem*, I mean, surrendering yourself to your god and mind over matter and all that jazz. Is it the one with the fire walking as well or was that something else? Ah well, whatever.

Epic Movie 2

Or as the producers and marketers prefer to call it, Meet The Spartans. Mainly this is due to the flop of the first epic movie.

It was actually WORSE than Narnia! *GOD DAMN*

It’s coming out this Friday, it memory serves me right. I hope to catch it within a week’s time. So far the trailer seems awesome, centering around 300 and spoofing various movies along the way, Stomp the Yard, Spidey 3 and Happy Feet, to name a few. They also pull no punches for the reality TV series, such as The Apprentice, America’s Next Top Model and American Idol. There are 2 trailers I’ve seen so far. All depicting “Leonidas” kicking as much people as possible into the pit, like that Indian American Idol contestant nutcase with outlandish hair and of course, a Britney Spears look-a-like. Hopefully it won’t fail to please.

You can check them trailers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o30sLthVn5k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwFwz40syJk&feature=related

Oh right, I’m heading to Sunway for a *short* visit coming Monday. This time, mum-approved. She caught me the last time I went and the outcome of the lecture was MUCH, MUCH better than I hoped for.

Peace out y’all.