As much as I don’t really enjoy parties and hate water, I had to attend Ivan and Joy’s “birthday” party. I don’t know about Joy’s birthday but Ivan’s birthday was waaaayy past BUT he did promise us a good time so we didn’t want to disappoint him by doing a no-show, right? Basically, I would say that I attended for the sake that Ivan spent buttloads of money, and that his name was on the *ahem* a bit over-the-top invitation card and also the promise of liquor. There are plenty of other rumors/controversy/jokes regarding this whole event but hey, even if I don’t say it, most people know what I’m talking about. Now, for those who know the rumors/controversy/jokes, we shall all bask in the sweet moments of silent laughter and (sometimes) slap-yourself-on-the-head feelings that we all get soon after that hearty chuckle.
No offense to those who worked hard for the party because the party was tight. Food was nice, liquor was pretty much so-so and left relatively untouched by the time we left and music was… let me just stop here before my words start a jihad, shall we?
Little B.U
A new restaurant that U-Jun and a friend of his recently opened that is located in Damansara. It’s roughly what, 5 minutes from 1 Utama? Yeah, 5 minutes. It’s that close. It’s located near a bunch of housing areas. Anyways, I’m not too sure how the place operates, really, since almost every time I try asking, I either get insulted in the face or receive sarcasm. Such is thy life. Heh heh heh… Either way, go check it out.
The Invasion – The Kiddy Version of 28 Days Later
*SPOILERS*
For real. If you have watched both movies and think about it, you’d agree. Here’s the comparison…
The aliens basically infect the people and turn them into mindless, emotionless drones and they will do anything to infect other people to “join” them.
The RAGE virus basically turns people into mindless savage animals that will either rip your ass apart or infect you to become one of them.
See, The Invasion is like Coke Light to regular Coke (28 Days Later). However, the show is entertaining with Nicole Kidman doing a Jodie Foster movie which is mainly about a mum running here, there and everywhere looking for her kid. Daniel Craig plays her love interest. Anyways, the aliens are actually spore-like creatures that invade the human body and kind of take over them but they don’t change totally, they just become really detached and shit like that and don’t really go killing everyone else. The alien entity works overnight when the infected person sleeps and there’s some mucus-ey cocoon covering them and then it peels off when they wake up. HOWEVER, there are people are people who are actually immune to this alien. People who had chicken pox or small pox are immune to the alien and they can sleep even though they have been infected. Somehow, Nicole Kidman’s kid is one of immune people in the movie. What a coincidence, eh? Hahahaha… So, in the end, helicopters swoop across the city and rescues Nicole Kidman and her kid. How convenient, eh? Anyways, since her kid is immune, they do have a reason to be rescued, innit? So, in the end, the scientist gets interviewed in public and he gets asked the question of is everything alright. He replies grimly, just look at the papers. Just watch it and you’ll know what I mean.
*SPOILERS END*
Anyways, we kind of imagined a Scary Movie-ish version of the movie, namely a black guy being immune to the virus. It would go pretty much like this…
And to raise the ante… say the black guy was Li’l John…
Nuff’ said, eh? Just use your imagination if you ain’t getting my drift.
A Person’s Worth
Everyone can agree that it can’t be measured by money BUT somehow some prick comes along and thinks it can be and makes his move. As usual, I’m going to be really cryptic and if you get it, then good. If not, then enquire to know more. Anyways, let’s just say that this guy felt guilty for screwing around with a chick and he proposed that he was going to pay her say… a 100 bucks each month or something like that as uh… repayment, let’s put it this way. You gotta say that he really thinks she’s a cheap slut, eh? Man… That’s fucked up, no? I’m pretty sure that I have more to say but it’s like… there’re so much words that it gets clogged up like your mouth is a funnel and it has a really small exit hole. You got so much swear words, nasty insults, biting sarcasm, punches, kicks, grapples, finishers and blazin’ moves that it just can’t get outta you. Ever had that feeling? Yeah, I guessed as much.
Long ass overdue post, I’ll say. Anyways, I think I’ve said all that needs to be said in a long time. My laptop’s fucked up ‘cause the spacebar has been ripped out by the damn cat and now I’m blogging using my housemate’s laptop. Smashing, innit? Peace out, y’all.
No offense to those who worked hard for the party because the party was tight. Food was nice, liquor was pretty much so-so and left relatively untouched by the time we left and music was… let me just stop here before my words start a jihad, shall we?
Little B.U
A new restaurant that U-Jun and a friend of his recently opened that is located in Damansara. It’s roughly what, 5 minutes from 1 Utama? Yeah, 5 minutes. It’s that close. It’s located near a bunch of housing areas. Anyways, I’m not too sure how the place operates, really, since almost every time I try asking, I either get insulted in the face or receive sarcasm. Such is thy life. Heh heh heh… Either way, go check it out.
The Invasion – The Kiddy Version of 28 Days Later
*SPOILERS*
For real. If you have watched both movies and think about it, you’d agree. Here’s the comparison…
The aliens basically infect the people and turn them into mindless, emotionless drones and they will do anything to infect other people to “join” them.
The RAGE virus basically turns people into mindless savage animals that will either rip your ass apart or infect you to become one of them.
See, The Invasion is like Coke Light to regular Coke (28 Days Later). However, the show is entertaining with Nicole Kidman doing a Jodie Foster movie which is mainly about a mum running here, there and everywhere looking for her kid. Daniel Craig plays her love interest. Anyways, the aliens are actually spore-like creatures that invade the human body and kind of take over them but they don’t change totally, they just become really detached and shit like that and don’t really go killing everyone else. The alien entity works overnight when the infected person sleeps and there’s some mucus-ey cocoon covering them and then it peels off when they wake up. HOWEVER, there are people are people who are actually immune to this alien. People who had chicken pox or small pox are immune to the alien and they can sleep even though they have been infected. Somehow, Nicole Kidman’s kid is one of immune people in the movie. What a coincidence, eh? Hahahaha… So, in the end, helicopters swoop across the city and rescues Nicole Kidman and her kid. How convenient, eh? Anyways, since her kid is immune, they do have a reason to be rescued, innit? So, in the end, the scientist gets interviewed in public and he gets asked the question of is everything alright. He replies grimly, just look at the papers. Just watch it and you’ll know what I mean.
*SPOILERS END*
Anyways, we kind of imagined a Scary Movie-ish version of the movie, namely a black guy being immune to the virus. It would go pretty much like this…
“Guess who’s immune, bitches? ME!”
“You motherfuckers ain’t touching none of this! Nuh-uh!”
“You motherfuckers ain’t touching none of this! Nuh-uh!”
And to raise the ante… say the black guy was Li’l John…
“WHAT?!”
“OKAY!”
“YEAAAHHH~!”
“OKAY!”
“YEAAAHHH~!”
Nuff’ said, eh? Just use your imagination if you ain’t getting my drift.
A Person’s Worth
Everyone can agree that it can’t be measured by money BUT somehow some prick comes along and thinks it can be and makes his move. As usual, I’m going to be really cryptic and if you get it, then good. If not, then enquire to know more. Anyways, let’s just say that this guy felt guilty for screwing around with a chick and he proposed that he was going to pay her say… a 100 bucks each month or something like that as uh… repayment, let’s put it this way. You gotta say that he really thinks she’s a cheap slut, eh? Man… That’s fucked up, no? I’m pretty sure that I have more to say but it’s like… there’re so much words that it gets clogged up like your mouth is a funnel and it has a really small exit hole. You got so much swear words, nasty insults, biting sarcasm, punches, kicks, grapples, finishers and blazin’ moves that it just can’t get outta you. Ever had that feeling? Yeah, I guessed as much.
Long ass overdue post, I’ll say. Anyways, I think I’ve said all that needs to be said in a long time. My laptop’s fucked up ‘cause the spacebar has been ripped out by the damn cat and now I’m blogging using my housemate’s laptop. Smashing, innit? Peace out, y’all.
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