It’s basically an Urdu word that means “Take it to the ass!” Man… last night was tight! We played futsal at Sunway Extreme Park, starting from midnight to 2 a.m. The crowd was the usual guys, the whole of Kundy’s Paradise + Saad, Raashid, Rashmi, Nizmi, Zabrin, Yaseen and Azhan as well. Sajid had called us out for this one and he had yanked up a few guys from condo. Interesting… He scrounged out some bangles and one huge black motherfucker… Luckily he wasn’t that rough or we’d be all dead. There was some disagreement at first about the teams between Raashid and Rikaz and of course, the only yellow guy was punted back and forth between teams. Racism at it’s best, no? Anyways, at 1st it was me, Rashmi, Raashid, Shakir, Zabrin and Nizmi. The opposition was Rushdi, Rikaz, Azhan, Yaseen and Saad. Sajid’s team consisted of some strangers from condo. At 1st I was punted to the unknown team. For starters, I really hate playing with strangers. Nuff’ said! I can’t stress this point enough sometimes. I started to complain, of course, and I remained on the team, making Nizmi the substitute. Felt kinda bad to be the cause of all this trouble but hell, man, sometimes you gotta fight fer your rights, y’know? Anyways, the night was filled with surprises. I had a good time, that’s one thing for sure. Playing with strangers is like a one night stand… You fuck them up reaaaalll nice and you don’t feel guilty after that.
CHOIY~!
I definitely didn’t pass up the chance to rough some of them up. Playing defense was amazing at the later half for me but I sucked when I was on the 1st team. We were playing 2 forwards and 2 defenders. Later Shakir swapped me for Yaseen and I was on Rushdi’s team. They played 3 forwards and 1 defender. Rikaz, Rushdi and Saad were the forwards and that’s when I started to shine, bitch! Finally got my head into the game. Eventually we drew with this team of strangers and we settled it with a penalty shootout. Rikaz was keeping for the first ball and was warming up and shit like that. Rushdi said something about him being a retard and telling the kicker to ignore him. Soon enough, the guy scored. Everyone was laughing their balls off. Hahahahaha… Finally it was my turn to take the penalty and it was the DECIDING penalty. Fuck… No pressure since everyone including myself knew that I was gonna fuck up and the huge black guy was the keeper. I took the shot and it went in, top left corner. I swear I didn’t know what I was doing but damn, it was nice! That was one of the many nice moments of the night. The were the usual crashes and spills but the best one was of course, Saad dodging 2 guys and they crashed and tripped into each other. Zabrin scored a goal as well after dodging me and Saad. It was explosive, man! Rikaz’s sidekick from a volley was one of the better goals of the night of course and Rushdi’s lob over the defenders and into the goal was fucking amazing as well. A night well spent, I’d say. Peace out y’all.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Top Ten Babes
I got so bored watching Transformers here in Ipoh and downloading movies like Robin Hood: Men in Tights and old games like Max Payne I decided to make this list – the top ten hottest babes, whether they be real or not! In my opinion la, duh.
=D
Enjoy the visual feast, lads.
Heh heh heh… I guess that’s about all the lunacy one can take. Holidays are about to end and I can’t wait to get back to Sunway, despite the problems that are coming along soon enough. Peace out y’all!
=D
Enjoy the visual feast, lads.
10. Tifa Lockheart
She may not be real, but she has the best assets next to the hot gaming vixens of our time, e.g.: Lara Croft, the DOA chicks and BloodRayne. I put her at the bottom ‘cause she DOES deserve to be in this list and also that she isn’t real. *sigh*
09. Sarah Roemer
Most of you guys may not know her since she relatively is a newbie in the showbiz industry but this li’l cutie made her 1st hit as Shia Lebeouf’s love interest in the recent movie, Disturbia. The scenes where Shia and his yellow sidekick watched her swim and sunbathe were godsend, I swear. She may not have much junk in the trunk but she’s cute and hot in her own way.
08. Ashlee Simpson
To me, there’s nothing more than a chick that’s into rock and music, generally. To top that off, I prefer than her bimbo sister, Jessica Simpson. I’m sure everyone remembers the whole “chicken and tuna” thing, eh? Hahahaha… Blonde chicks have always attracted me but a smart blonde chick is definitely outta this world!
07. Kiera Knightley
Snap, I can’t remember why I put her in here in the 1st place. I guess it’s that uh, how we put it, sophisticated British beauty and accent that captivate us fans. You gotta say, other than her crappy Pirate roles, she does shine in her own unique way, innit?
06. Tara Reid
Ahhh… an old fave hot chick. I fell in love with her in that Van Wilder movie. Pre-breast augmentation, of course. Now that she went for it, she looks like crap but she is recovering, luckily. Hahahaha… That voice of hers… CHOIY~! So sultry and those eyes… man… I wish I was Van Wilder, man. But then again, who doesn’t?
05. Amanda Bynes
Ah, a star that is roughly my age at last. I always thought she was this really dorky chick ever since I watched the Amanda Bynes show and their kooky and juvenile shenanigans. After watching movies like She’s the Man and Lovewrecked PLUS watching her strut her stuff at the MTV Movie Awards 2007 that was it, man… She has grown into a woman! Hallelujah!
04. Kate Beckinsale
Everyone would remember her in that skintight costume in both the Underworld movies. The fact of her being a vampire might’ve been a little *wink wink* for some guys, eh? Hahahaha… She was smokin’ in the comedy Click as well, starring opposite Ben Stiller. Pity she hasn’t done much *ahem* revealing photo shoots yet. Dangnabbit.
03. Jessica Alba
Awww.. come on! What hottest women list would be complete without her, the goddess of Hollywood?! The wet dreams that all you bastards had of her… COME ON! Sin City, choiy~! Fantastic Four, CHOIY~! Into the Blue, DOUBLE CHOIY~! She definitely knows the right movie roles to take and you and I know it!
02. Maria Sharapova
I 1st noticed her when she won that uh, championship of some sort against one of the Williams sisters. Yeah, those half-beast, half-pseudo-man things that everyone mistakes for “women”. Ever since then, Sharapova has been taking loads of deals and made loads of ads for different brands like Tag Hauer. Who cares if she grunts too much while playing?! Those legs just go on forever, mate!
Gasp! The goddess of showbiz and sports are not number 1 in Yoong’s list?! WTF?! Heh heh heh… You guys would be surprised who’s in the top spot!
And the winner is…
01. The Veronicas
Gasp! WTF is this? The Veronicas? For real, man! I fuck you not. I find that there is NOTHING hotter than a chick that is hot (DUH!) and also plays musical instruments and loves ROCK! So, who else is better than the Veronicas? They fit the bill and there are two of them! How much better can it get, seriously?! Truth be told, I’ve been listening to their songs over and over again for the past few days that somehow I got hopelessly infatuated with them… *sigh*
She may not be real, but she has the best assets next to the hot gaming vixens of our time, e.g.: Lara Croft, the DOA chicks and BloodRayne. I put her at the bottom ‘cause she DOES deserve to be in this list and also that she isn’t real. *sigh*
09. Sarah Roemer
Most of you guys may not know her since she relatively is a newbie in the showbiz industry but this li’l cutie made her 1st hit as Shia Lebeouf’s love interest in the recent movie, Disturbia. The scenes where Shia and his yellow sidekick watched her swim and sunbathe were godsend, I swear. She may not have much junk in the trunk but she’s cute and hot in her own way.
08. Ashlee Simpson
To me, there’s nothing more than a chick that’s into rock and music, generally. To top that off, I prefer than her bimbo sister, Jessica Simpson. I’m sure everyone remembers the whole “chicken and tuna” thing, eh? Hahahaha… Blonde chicks have always attracted me but a smart blonde chick is definitely outta this world!
07. Kiera Knightley
Snap, I can’t remember why I put her in here in the 1st place. I guess it’s that uh, how we put it, sophisticated British beauty and accent that captivate us fans. You gotta say, other than her crappy Pirate roles, she does shine in her own unique way, innit?
06. Tara Reid
Ahhh… an old fave hot chick. I fell in love with her in that Van Wilder movie. Pre-breast augmentation, of course. Now that she went for it, she looks like crap but she is recovering, luckily. Hahahaha… That voice of hers… CHOIY~! So sultry and those eyes… man… I wish I was Van Wilder, man. But then again, who doesn’t?
05. Amanda Bynes
Ah, a star that is roughly my age at last. I always thought she was this really dorky chick ever since I watched the Amanda Bynes show and their kooky and juvenile shenanigans. After watching movies like She’s the Man and Lovewrecked PLUS watching her strut her stuff at the MTV Movie Awards 2007 that was it, man… She has grown into a woman! Hallelujah!
04. Kate Beckinsale
Everyone would remember her in that skintight costume in both the Underworld movies. The fact of her being a vampire might’ve been a little *wink wink* for some guys, eh? Hahahaha… She was smokin’ in the comedy Click as well, starring opposite Ben Stiller. Pity she hasn’t done much *ahem* revealing photo shoots yet. Dangnabbit.
03. Jessica Alba
Awww.. come on! What hottest women list would be complete without her, the goddess of Hollywood?! The wet dreams that all you bastards had of her… COME ON! Sin City, choiy~! Fantastic Four, CHOIY~! Into the Blue, DOUBLE CHOIY~! She definitely knows the right movie roles to take and you and I know it!
02. Maria Sharapova
I 1st noticed her when she won that uh, championship of some sort against one of the Williams sisters. Yeah, those half-beast, half-pseudo-man things that everyone mistakes for “women”. Ever since then, Sharapova has been taking loads of deals and made loads of ads for different brands like Tag Hauer. Who cares if she grunts too much while playing?! Those legs just go on forever, mate!
Gasp! The goddess of showbiz and sports are not number 1 in Yoong’s list?! WTF?! Heh heh heh… You guys would be surprised who’s in the top spot!
And the winner is…
01. The Veronicas
Gasp! WTF is this? The Veronicas? For real, man! I fuck you not. I find that there is NOTHING hotter than a chick that is hot (DUH!) and also plays musical instruments and loves ROCK! So, who else is better than the Veronicas? They fit the bill and there are two of them! How much better can it get, seriously?! Truth be told, I’ve been listening to their songs over and over again for the past few days that somehow I got hopelessly infatuated with them… *sigh*
Heh heh heh… I guess that’s about all the lunacy one can take. Holidays are about to end and I can’t wait to get back to Sunway, despite the problems that are coming along soon enough. Peace out y’all!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Nuffink Special
Yesterday, Eric came back to Ipoh with his parents to visit some friends so me, him and Eugene met up and went around town, played at the CC and shit like that. Normal stuff la. Unfortunately Eugene had to end it by touching me here, there and everywhere when I fetched him and Eric to his place. Bloody faggot boy.
You know, every time I get into a taxi, 75% of the time, I think to myself, “I’ve never seen taxies get into accidents before. They must be that damn good, eh?” Hahahha… Yeah, me being naïve. Anyways, today on my way to the gym, I saw that a taxi (it’s a Proton model, either Wira or Perdana) had hit another Proton. Rather nasty stuff, I’d say. That kinda reminded me of my thoughts earlier about taxies not getting into accidents. On my way back, I saw another accident involving around 3 cars on the slope down to the roundabout near Taman D.R. Seena-whatsisblardyIndianname. Ooohh… 2 accidents in a day… an ill omen!!!
*gasp*
Heh heh heh…
Anyways, during breakfast (which was a few minutes ago) I suddenly remembered a conversation that me, Eric and Eugene had while Eugene had his lunch in the stadium food court. Since Eric had been gone for such a long time, we had to update him on the people that we knew in the past. Suddenly we remembered a few um, *ahem* softies… alright fine, I’ll be straightforward! We remembered a few faggots in our batch that year and the name Amatul Rahman came up. Nice quiet Malay kid who used to polish the teacher’s shoes now and then without causing much disdain or disgust, for that matter, among us. I don’t know whether to count him as a subtle or insignificant person. We were laughing on and on about how Min Jer used to sit next to him and sleep on class everyday and Amatul would take those opportunities to finger him in his sleep. Hahahahahhaa… We eventually agreed that Amatul had become like that because he was a lonely boy and he had mixed with the wrong group. There was this group of juniors who were so gay it wasn’t even funny any more. The type of nutcases you get in high school… *sigh*. Makes me not miss any of them. ANYWAYS, this story suddenly jolted in my head to plead me mum to put my brother in CIMP so he won’t become a lonely faggot boy in MUFY. Yeah, it’s a stab at MUFY. Unfortunately, my mum gave me a reasonable answer which I even agreed with but I decided against my better judgment and went on to think that me mum decided to have at least one gay son. Nuff’ said, bitches!
Peace out y’all.
You know, every time I get into a taxi, 75% of the time, I think to myself, “I’ve never seen taxies get into accidents before. They must be that damn good, eh?” Hahahha… Yeah, me being naïve. Anyways, today on my way to the gym, I saw that a taxi (it’s a Proton model, either Wira or Perdana) had hit another Proton. Rather nasty stuff, I’d say. That kinda reminded me of my thoughts earlier about taxies not getting into accidents. On my way back, I saw another accident involving around 3 cars on the slope down to the roundabout near Taman D.R. Seena-whatsisblardyIndianname. Ooohh… 2 accidents in a day… an ill omen!!!
*gasp*
Heh heh heh…
Anyways, during breakfast (which was a few minutes ago) I suddenly remembered a conversation that me, Eric and Eugene had while Eugene had his lunch in the stadium food court. Since Eric had been gone for such a long time, we had to update him on the people that we knew in the past. Suddenly we remembered a few um, *ahem* softies… alright fine, I’ll be straightforward! We remembered a few faggots in our batch that year and the name Amatul Rahman came up. Nice quiet Malay kid who used to polish the teacher’s shoes now and then without causing much disdain or disgust, for that matter, among us. I don’t know whether to count him as a subtle or insignificant person. We were laughing on and on about how Min Jer used to sit next to him and sleep on class everyday and Amatul would take those opportunities to finger him in his sleep. Hahahahahhaa… We eventually agreed that Amatul had become like that because he was a lonely boy and he had mixed with the wrong group. There was this group of juniors who were so gay it wasn’t even funny any more. The type of nutcases you get in high school… *sigh*. Makes me not miss any of them. ANYWAYS, this story suddenly jolted in my head to plead me mum to put my brother in CIMP so he won’t become a lonely faggot boy in MUFY. Yeah, it’s a stab at MUFY. Unfortunately, my mum gave me a reasonable answer which I even agreed with but I decided against my better judgment and went on to think that me mum decided to have at least one gay son. Nuff’ said, bitches!
Peace out y’all.
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